April 2012
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
Best compliment I've gotten in a while.
- R: What nationality are you?
- Me: Umm... Irish, Dutch, and German... why?
- R: *looks puzzled* ...you have a Spanish ass.
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