February 2012
When I see a picture of a cute couple:
Initial Reaction:
“Awww, that’s adorable!”
Secondary Reaction:
“I am going to die alone…”
Um. Excuse me, Internet.
There is a web comic called The Daily Dalek.
Why was I not notified about this sooner.
Things that I am now afraid of thanks to Doctor Who:
Scarecrows
Old People
Hair Loss
Statues
Shadows
Water
Cracks
Mannequins
Funeral Homes
People Wearing Gas Masks
Astronauts
18th Century France
School Teachers
Bluetooths
Children’s Drawings
Beats of Four
Choices in Everyday Life
Papercuts
Wasps
Sharpie Marks
That moment when I forget something
Televisions
And Lastly,
CHRISTMAS ;A;
BAHAHAHAH THESE ARE COMPLETELY ACCURATE
So, you know. Everything.
